Lily: I can't believe you watched Woodworthy Manor without me.
Marshall: I can't believe that you're mad at me. I've been abandoned by my wife and my gay companion. If I get blinded in one eye by a badminton shuttlecock, you might as well call me Lord Esterbrooke.
[Ted and Lily gasp]
Ted: You watched the new one without me?
Marshall: Betrayal stings, doesn't it, Emsbry?