The Captain: Well, well, Ted Mosby, my old nemesis. What are you doing here?
Ted: Um, well... Lily saw an ad for this...
The Captain: Gallery?
Ted: So we... we came to check out the...
The Captain: Artwork.
Ted: And then we ran into...
The Captain: Me.
Ted: [inner monologue] Man, this guy's so rude. I mean, I get why he's mad. I did stick it to his ex-wife... repeatedly. Still, he's being a jerk. Someone needs to bring him down a peg.
The Captain: I'm sorry. Where are my...
Ted: Manners. That's how that feels.