Quote from Ted in The Ashtray
The Captain: Well, well, Ted Mosby, my old nemesis. What are you doing here? Ted: Um, well... Lily saw an ad for this... The Captain: Gallery? Ted: So we... we came to check out the... The Captain: Artwork. Ted: And then we ran into... The Captain: Me. Ted: [inner monologue] Man, this guy's so rude. I mean, I get why he's mad. I did stick it to his ex-wife... repeatedly. Still, he's being a jerk. Someone needs to bring him down a peg. The Captain: I'm sorry. Where are my... Ted: Manners. That's how that feels.