Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you remember the Captain. He was one of the richest men in New York, and when I met him, he was married to Zoey, who I ended up... befriending.
Ted: Oh, man, he seems pissed.
Barney: Does he?
Ted: Yes. Listen.
The Captain: [on answering machine] Ted, this is the Captain. Please call me back at your earliest convenience.
Barney: Oh, I hear it now.
Marshall: What? I don't know.
Ted: Listen again.
The Captain: [on answering machine] Ted, this is the Captain. [sharpens blade] Please call me back at your earliest convenience.
Marshall: He sounds pissed.