Ted: All right, to be fair, some of those gray hairs were dried egg cream. Turns out, when you projectile vomit on skates, you roll right into the spray.
Robin: Wait, how old does she think you are?
[flashback:]
Carly: So, were you in Vietnam?
[present:]
All: [groan]
Ted: Hold that groan.
[flashback:]
Ted: Charlie was everywhere.
[present:]
All: [groan]
Ted: She's hot! She likes old guys! Don't judge me!