Ted: Ah-ah! Hold up, guys. She had to bounce. Um, a flash mob broke out in front of a line of Korean-Mexican food trucks in Williamsburg.
Lily: The only thing that would make her more of a 20-year-old is an ironic form of transportation.
Ted: Yeah. She's roller skating there.
Robin: I don't know which is more pathetic, that you're going out with a 20-year-old or that you bought a leather cuff to get a date with her.
Ted: I didn't buy this to get a date. I just happened to be out catching up on some Saturday afternoon leather cuff shopping. And she just happened to be a leather cuff saleswoman.