Marshall: Dude, why would you do that? I don't see what the big deal is.
Ted: The big deal is, Robin deserves better than some crappy, unreliable band. Sure, bands seem cool with their nice suits and their well-rehearsed moves, but let's be honest bands let you down. They... They cheat. They deceive. And God knows, they've slept with every girl in New York City. I just... I can't believe Robin is going through with marrying... the idea of getting a band. And that is... That's a perfectly normal way to phrase that.