Ted: Hey. Sorry about the Hugh Hefner mix-up. But seriously, Jon Bon Jovi is downstairs.
Barney: You sure it isn't my landlady, Mrs. Takahashi?
Ted: I'm serious. The janitor just mopped the floor. Bon Jovi is literally standing next to a sign that says "Slippery When Wet."
Barney: Nuh-uh.
Ted: And I want those ornaments back.