Quote from Ted in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: Ted, how are things going with Victoria? [flashback:] Victoria: My dad made the funniest joke. He said that since you're the reason I left the wedding, you owe him the $70,000 he paid for it, or else. [laughs] You know, he's not usually funny like that. [back:] Ted: [inner monologue] Not promising, but not an eight. [out loud] Everything's great.