Ted Quote #1156
Quote from Ted in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: Ted, how are things going with Victoria?
[flashback:]
Victoria: My dad made the funniest joke. He said that since you're the reason I left the wedding, you owe him the $70,000 he paid for it, or else. [laughs] You know, he's not usually funny like that.
[back:]
Ted: [inner monologue] Not promising, but not an eight. [out loud] Everything's great.
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