Ted: Barney, I don't need you to help me find a girl online.
Barney: Exactly, because I've already done it. Three girls, in fact. I scoured the dating sites using my own personal logarithms, factoring in a broad spectrum of variables, filtering out undesirable high-risk negatives, guaranteeing a success rate of 83-
Ted: You picked the girls that showed the most boob.
Barney: My methods get results. Go out with these three girls and your palate is going to be so cleansed, you will see your reflection in it. And when you do... you can fix the hair, because... Have you seen yourself?
Ted: No. But you know what I have seen? Your stripper girlfriend's cans.
Both: Wow.
Ted: That was going way too far, wasn't it? I'm sorry. My condolences. [high-fives Barney]