Future Ted: [v.o.] Later that night...
[Robin receives text messages from Ted: "I know we're not talking right now...", "but I just want you to know...", "I'm glad you're okay."]
Future Ted: The next night, all I wanted to do was enjoy a night at home. But there was something I had to do.
[cut to Ted on the street in a green dress, trying to pick up women]
Future Ted: It wasn't easy...
Ted: Okay. Now we're even. 500 points. Scoreboard.
Future Ted: More than a legendary night we'd remember forever, Uncle Barney needed a bro to help him forget. In this case, a bro in a dress.
Barney: I'm proud of you. Are you wearing perfume?
Ted: It's a unisex fragrance. It was in Details.
Barney: It's nice.
Ted: It's perfume.