Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, things had been tense between Robin and I for weeks. Ever since she moved out, and I gave the apartment to Marshall and Lily, I'd been crashing in university housing. It's 10:00, damn it. Ned, Martin and Millie, people are trying to sleep!
Ned: Hey, you were young like us once, right?
Ted: I was never like you guys.