Woman: Hey, our stop's next. Do you want to join us?
Ted: Yeah, I think we do.
Barney: Nah, we're good. [to Ted] Too skanky.
Ted: Too skanky?
Barney: Eh...
Ted: It's the Drunk Train. You crossed out all the stops and wrote "Vaginaville."
Barney: That's not true. That one says "Boner Gardens."