Kevin: Okay, people are getting rowdy and drunk and breaking things. I know this goes against the Puzzles mission statement you made me memorize, but we gotta raise our drink prices.
Ted: All right, just a little bit so no one will notice.
[Ted changes the $2 drink sign to $3]
All: Boo!
Frat Boy: Poodles sucks!
Marshall: [v.o.] And that's when the night turned to absolute crap.
[montage of things being broken, Barney being slapped, Ted's book taking a dart, fights, people vomiting, and the price of beer being raised again and again:]
Ted & Barney: [singing] At Puzzles, we all fit together On sunny days or stormy weather So pull up a chair and sit for a spell There's laughter to share and stories to tell Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home
Barney: And we bang chicks in Ted's room.