Lily: I just wanted you to get us some bagels.
Marshall: Bagels?! Do you have any idea what could happen to me whilst getting bagels?!
[fantasy scene: Marshall narrowly avoids walking in front of a cyclist as he leaves the bagel store. He is then attacked by a bear:]
Marshall: What the...?! No, not like this!
[present:]
Lily: Fine. I'll go get the bagels.
Marshall: No!
Lily: Why not?
[fantasy of Lily about to leave for bagels:]
Marshall: And remember, not too much cream cheese. Half a shmear, max. Thanks, baby. [as Lily leaves, Marshall is attacked by a bear] No! No! Not like this!