Future Ted: [v.o.] For my first date with the slutty pumpkin, I took her someplace special.
Naomi: Ted, this is so romantic. The spot where we first met ten years ago. Do you remember the song that was playing that night?
Ted: I remember how beautiful you looked.
Naomi: [singing] It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry."
Ted: Wow. Is that, uh, the Barenaked Ladies, huh?
Naomi: [singing] Five days since you laughed at me Saying, "Get that together. Come back and see me." [Ted kisses Naomi]
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, it took me ten years, but I finally kissed her. And it was... terrible.