Lily: You guys are in screaming matches all the time.
Ted: Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Growing matches.
Future Ted: [v.o.] It was true. Zoey and I loved to challenge each other.
[flashback to Ted and Zoey watching a movie in the apartment:]
Ted: The main character is a young spoiled prince thrust into leadership after the death of his father. It's obviously a modern-day retelling of Henry IV!
Zoey: Are you kidding me?! It's Don Quixote, the classic quest story with the hero-jester and his long-suffering manservant!
Ted: Okay, clearly, when we're watching Tommy Boy, we're watching two different movies.