Robin: Actually, I'm thinking about getting a dog again.
Lily: Oh, can she? Can she get a dog, please Dad?
Ted: No. If you get a dog, I'm going to be the one stuck taking care of it.
Robin: You wouldn't have to take care of it.
Ted: Really? And who watered the philodendron on your bookcase and sang it back to life?
Robin: Yeah, that was made out of silk, Ted.