Ted: Listen, Zoey, I need to ask you something. Did I steal you?
Zoey: Well... yeah. You did. By being the kind of sweet, thoughtful guy who'd never even think of stealing someone, you stole me.
Ted: So I'm the bad guy. Great.
Zoey: Well, the story isn't over, Ted. It'll be years before we know who's the good guy and who's the bad guy. I mean, yes, divorce sucks, but sometimes things need to fall apart to make way for better things.
Ted: If you say so.
Zoey: I'm just saying, the eggs are already broken. Let's make sure we get a pretty good omelet out of it.