Barney: All right, okay. I was playing you before. But I was really doing you a public service. It's February 13, a day many are now calling Desperation Day. It's kind of a thing. And you walking around, saying you're a gooey romantic? It comes across a bit desperate.
Nora: [scoffs] What's desperate about knowing what you want? Look, life is really short, Barney. Who wants to spend Valentine's Day alone, distracting yourself from the fact that nobody loves you with some sad little activity?
Barney: Um, or you could be in the 47th Semi-Annual Laser Tag Tournament in Poughkeepsie.
Nora: I have no idea what any of those words mean.
Woman: [to Barney] Hey, I'm all stretched out!
Barney: [to Nora] Here's the first thing you need to know about laser tag.