Marshall: Guys, guys, what if, God forbid, all of your dads died right now? What would their last words to you have been? Seriously.
Ted: I know mine. When I was in Cleveland last month, I went to visit my dad at his... post-divorce bachelor pad.
[flashback to Ted and Alfred in an apartment:]
Alfred Moseby: Been fun bro-ing out with you tonight, T-Dawg.
Ted: Yeah... so glad we can we can talk about our sex lives now. That's totally an improvement.
Alfred Moseby: I hooked up with a younger woman the other week. Donna Bromstead.
Ted: My prom date?!
Alfred Moseby: How far did you get, T-Dawg?
Ted: I have to go.