Future Ted: [v.o.] No, GNB was not popular. That's why every year they produced a video to improve the bank's image.
[video:]
Announcer: What makes Goliath National Bank different from other big banks? Here at GNB, we care.
Barney: I care about our precious Earth.
Randy: I care about old people.
Arthur: I care about high-yield offshore investments. And so does Tugboat here. Isn't that right, Tugboat? Yeah.
[cut to Barney in Marshall's office:]
Marshall: Okay, get that camera out of my face before I flip you like a cheese omelet.
Barney: All you have to do is say, "I care about making dreams come true."
Marshall: First of all, that line makes me sound like a hooker and saying it makes me feel like a hooker.