Future Ted: [v.o.] Everything was going great. That is, right up until Barney said...
Barney: Oh, big news. The board finally settled on a site for the building.
Future Ted: It was the site of The Arcadian, one of New York's grandest old hotels. In its heyday, it was the New
York home to kings and queens. But lately... mostly just queens.
Drag queen: Hi, handsome. Lookin' for a date?
Ted: Uh, no, thank you. [to himself] Still got it.