Ted Quote #866
Quote from Ted in Architect of Destruction
Future Ted: [v.o.] Everything was going great. That is, right up until Barney said...
Barney: Oh, big news. The board finally settled on a site for the building.
Future Ted: It was the site of The Arcadian, one of New York's grandest old hotels. In its heyday, it was the New
York home to kings and queens. But lately... mostly just queens.
Drag queen: Hi, handsome. Lookin' for a date?
Ted: Uh, no, thank you. [to himself] Still got it.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Architect of Destruction’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
Quote from Barney
Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".