Ted: And remember the two-minute date? When I squeezed an entire romantic evening into just two minutes to accommodate Stella 's busy schedule?
Lily: Oh, Ted, you're such a good guy.
Marshall: That was really nice.
Robin: Also, a little cheesy.
Ted: Well, according to the movie...
[flashback to Ted and Royce watching The Wedding Bride:]
Stella: What about our big romantic weekend?
Jed Mosley: No-can-do's-ville, babydoll. Alls I got time for is a two-minute date, if you know what I mean. Sex.
[falls while removing pants] Whoa!