Ted: Guys, I am screwed. I mean, the best I can do is level this place, and sell the property for a huge loss.
Lily: Look, Ted, usually in life, when you make a stupid decision, you just have to live with it. But how often do you get the chance to pick up a sledgehammer and bash the living hell out of it?
Ted: [picks up sledgehammer, gets ready to swing and then stops] This is stupid.
Barney: Your mom and I got to second base.
[Ted starts swinging the sledgehammer. His friends take turns.]