Marshall: All right. We've all done some stupid things in our lives. For example, I remember a time when I dropped some bottle rockets in the toilet, and I tried to dry them off in the microwave.
Robin: You must've been drunk off your ass.
Barney: No. Too stupid to be an adult. He was obviously a kid when that happened.
Robin: A kid? How does a kid even get...
Barney: Who puts a bottle rocket in a microwave?
Marshall: Oh, my God. Guys, great new game. "Drunk or Kid?" Which one was I? Lock in your guesses.
Robin & Lily: Drunk.
Barney & Ted: Kid.
Marshall: Drum roll, please. I was... Drunk.