Quote from Marshall in Home Wreckers
Marshall: All right. We've all done some stupid things in our lives. For example, I remember a time when I dropped some bottle rockets in the toilet, and I tried to dry them off in the microwave. Robin: You must've been drunk off your ass. Barney: No. Too stupid to be an adult. He was obviously a kid when that happened. Robin: A kid? How does a kid even get... Barney: Who puts a bottle rocket in a microwave? Marshall: Oh, my God. Guys, great new game. "Drunk or Kid?" Which one was I? Lock in your guesses. Robin & Lily: Drunk. Barney & Ted: Kid. Marshall: Drum roll, please. I was... Drunk.