Quote from Ted in Hooked
Ted: You have a boyfriend? Tiffany: Ugh, I know. So annoying, right? I mean, he's not really my boyfriend. Ted: Oh, good. Tiffany: I mean, technically, he kind of is. Ted: Well, is he or isn't he? Tiffany: Some of both, but definitely not neither. Ted: [to the teacup pig] Are you getting any of this? Tiffany: Look, I really like you. I just need you to be patient. I don't want to lose you, big brown eyes.