Ted: You have a boyfriend?
Tiffany: Ugh, I know. So annoying, right? I mean, he's not really my boyfriend.
Ted: Oh, good.
Tiffany: I mean, technically, he kind of is.
Ted: Well, is he or isn't he?
Tiffany: Some of both, but definitely not neither.
Ted: [to the teacup pig] Are you getting any of this?
Tiffany: Look, I really like you. I just need you to be patient. I don't want to lose you, big brown eyes.