Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you never know when you're about to meet someone really important. It's not like life gives you a warning. You just look up and there they are.
Man: Come on, we're going to go get trashed on the roof.
Future Ted: No, not that dude. Her.
Cindy: I'm good, Boomer.
Man: My name's not Boomer.
Cindy: Oh, in my head, it is.
Ted: Gentlemen, I'm a faculty member, and you're underage, so it's my duty to confiscate this and this and... Hard lemonade? You know what, Boomer? You can keep that.