Quote from Ted in Girls Vs. Suits
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you never know when you're about to meet someone really important. It's not like life gives you a warning. You just look up and there they are. Man: Come on, we're going to go get trashed on the roof. Future Ted: No, not that dude. Her. Cindy: I'm good, Boomer. Man: My name's not Boomer. Cindy: Oh, in my head, it is. Ted: Gentlemen, I'm a faculty member, and you're underage, so it's my duty to confiscate this and this and... Hard lemonade? You know what, Boomer? You can keep that.