Marshall: That's not even the worst one in here. Have you guys seen "my penis grants wishes"?
[title card "My Penis Grants Wishes". Barney is dressed like a genie as he talks to a woman at MacLaren's:]
Woman: Really? A genie comes out of it?
Barney: Only if you rub it hard enough.
[Barney winks to camera; present:]
Claire: So, then, what happened?
Barney: It says here he breaks into song, and then the furniture comes to life and dances with him.
Marshall: It's not very well thought out. It's no "Mrs. Stinsfire".