Ted: You know, in a way, it's sad, right? I mean, Barney's giving up his porn. He's got relationship gut. They eat at the same diner every night. It's like the end of Barney Stinson as we know him.
[Marshall and Lily each grab a porn DVD and try to sneak it out of the apartment]
Marshall: Yeah, well, so what? They're happy...
Lily: Yeah, well, we gotta go. Later.
[in the hallway:]
Marshall: So, what'd you get?
Lily: I got Squat.
Marshall: What are you... I thought I saw you take one?
Lily: Yeah, I did. It's called Squat.