Quote from Lily in The Rough Patch
Ted: You know, in a way, it's sad, right? I mean, Barney's giving up his porn. He's got relationship gut. They eat at the same diner every night. It's like the end of Barney Stinson as we know him. [Marshall and Lily each grab a porn DVD and try to sneak it out of the apartment] Marshall: Yeah, well, so what? They're happy... Lily: Yeah, well, we gotta go. Later. [in the hallway:] Marshall: So, what'd you get? Lily: I got Squat. Marshall: What are you... I thought I saw you take one? Lily: Yeah, I did. It's called Squat.