Quote from Ted in As Fast As She Can
Ted: He didn't write me a check. [flashback to Ted and Tony in the apartment:] Tony: Ted, I want to offer you a job. Ted: A job? Tony: Every year, my family gives a lot of money to Columbia University, so I got some pull. How would you like to design... Future Ted: [v.o.] My heart leapt into my throat. A new library? A new student center? Tony: ... your very own curriculum as a professor of architecture. Ted: No, thanks.