Quote from Ted in As Fast As She Can
Ted: I don't want her back. Or her front. I just want to move on. And this was an important step towards that. To moving on. [Ted and friends toast] Future Ted: And you know, I really meant it. But still, that night, my mind began to wander. [fantasy scene of Stella arriving at Ted's apartment:] Stella: I made a terrible mistake. Ted: I know. I'm a better person than you are. Stella: You totally are. Let's get back together, and have way more sex than before. Ted: Deal! [reality: Ted hears a knock and goes to answer the front door:] Tony: Hello, Ted.