Robin: So what's next with this broad?
Marshall: Oh, please, the story is already written. Ted is Charlie Brown, trying to kick the football and Karen's Lucy, who pulls it away at the last second and has sex with it. You guys know what I mean. Ted's gonna fall in love and then Karen's gonna cheat on him with some meathead who's like "[sniffs] Sorry, bro."
Ted: [laughing] Wrong, wrong, wrong! You must have left the right answer in your pants Marshall, cause that's exactly what didn't happen.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Because heres what happened. One afternoon, we were at Karen's place...
Jerry: Karen? Oh, my God! How could you?
Ted: [sniffs] Sorry, bro.