Quote from Marshall in Benefits
Robin: We wouldn't even be talking about this if Marshall could read a magazine at work. Lily: Oh, he's always been this way. Remember law school? Marshall: Sure do. [flashback to Lily crying on the sofa in the apartment as Marshall returns home] Marshall: Baby, what is it? Lily: [sobbing] The credit card bill came today. You checked into a hotel two blocks from school on a Tuesday. Marshall: It's not what you think. Lily: Who is she, Marshall? What's her name? Marshall: Burrito. Carnitas Burrito. [present:] Robin: So, you checked into a hotel room just so you could read a magazine there? Marshall: Hey, Robin, do you want me to see if the waitress has any giant sugar cubes for that high horse of yours? [high-fives Lily]