Quote from Marshall in Not a Father's Day
Future Ted: [v.o.] Now, when you turn 30 and you're in a couple, a strange thing happens. You start to see babies everywhere. Yes, Marshall and Lily were coming down with baby fever. And their new neighbors weren't helping. That night they sat down to have a serious practical discussion about having kids. Lily: So, if we have a baby, do you think you could work fewer hours? Marshall: Doesn't matter, he's gonna be so cute, I'm gonna eat him up on the first day. Lily: Okay. But what about money? We're still in a ton of debt. Marshall: Oh, well, we'll count our overdue bills on his teeny tiny fingers.