Barney: Now, let's eat. How about Flat Michael's?
Ted: No, that's 44th and Lex. Can't do it.
Robin: Why not?
Ted: It's too close to Stella's gym. Might run into her. Anywhere else, though.
Robin: Okay, how about Hurley's?
Ted: Right between Stella's office and her dry cleaners. No, sir.
Lily: Well, what about Meatloaf Charlie's?
Ted: Two blocks from Stella's mother's hairdressers.
Barney: Well, jeez, Ted, is there anywhere in Manhattan we can go to dinner?
Ted: [laughs] Of course. Check this out.
Robin: What you got there, Ted?
Ted: A little reference map I made for myself. A New York guide to places you might run into Stella Zinman. Red areas are places to avoid. White areas are safe. Blue is water.