Future Ted: [v.o.] Finally, after two weeks, the inevitable emotions boiled over.
Ted: Hey, you guys want to get some dinner?
Lily: Oh, shut up. I'm sorry, sweetie. It's just, Ted, you've been through something traumatic, and we're trying to be there for you as friends, but you're not letting us, and it's pissing us off, you selfish bitch. Sorry.