Robin: Besides, Stella's not gonna let you keep half of this junk.
Ted: Why wouldn't she?
Lily: Ted, oh, sweetie. Okay, here's the thing that guys only learn after they move in with a woman. All of your stuff is stupid.
Ted: Like what?
Lily: Um, like anything you bought at a Renaissance fair.
Ted: Hey. Hey, there's not enough mead in the world to make me get rid of my flail.