Quote from Ted in I Heart NJ
Stella: Hey, did you get the beer? Ted: Yeah, I got 144-pack. The rest is in the trunk. Stella: And did you sign up for the membership? Ted: No. Stella: Why not? Ted: There was a line for the photos... My hair's a mess... I don't want to move to New Jersey. Stella: What? Ted: I can't do it. And I can't see any reason why you and Lucy shouldn't move to New York. Stella: Well, my daughter goes to school here. All of her friends are here. I've lived here my whole life. My whole family is here. This is my house. I'm on the PTA, and as of June 1, I'm the deputy mayor. Ted: Yes, but my apartment is really close to the subway.