Stella: I know dudes think it's girly for a guy to cook, but us ladies, we find it mighty sexy.
Ted: Really? You know... My grandma taught me how.
Stella: Oh, yeah, she did.
Ted: Yeah. I had a lot of time after school to watch her cook because I wasn't good at sports.
Stella: I'm on fire right now. Delicious. What's in this pesto?
Ted: Oh, you know, the usual: basil, garlic, olive oil, but can you guess my secret ingredient?
Stella: [grasping her throat] Peanuts.
Ted: Yes. How did you know that?
[Stella passes out and falls off her chair.]