Stella: Hey, guys.
Lily: Oh, I'm just so glad you and Ted are back together.
Stella: Yeah. Wait, um, what do you mean "back together"?
Lily: Well, you know, since you guys broke up.
Stella: What? Oh, no. It was just a small fight. That wasn't a breakup. [Ted's friends are awkward silent] Was that a breakup? Did he think that was a breakup?
Lily: What?
Stella: Son of a bitch!