Quote from Ted in Rebound Bro
Ted: I'm sorry. We're waiting. It's cool. Stella: You've been so patient Ted. The truth is... I'm kind of nervous. I have a confession to make. Ted: I was afraid of this. You're 14. Stella: [laughs] No, um... It's kind of embarrassing, but it's been a while since I was intimate with anyone. Ted: Wow. It's funny that you say that. Me too. Stella: Really? How long it's been for you? Ted: It's been a while. Stella: Tell me. [Ted raises five fingers] Stella: Me too! Ted: It's been five months for you too? [cut to Ted, Robin, Marshall and Lily in the apartment:] Robin, Marshall and Lily: Five years?!