Ted: I'm sorry. We're waiting. It's cool.
Stella: You've been so patient Ted. The truth is... I'm kind of nervous. I have a confession to make.
Ted: I was afraid of this. You're 14.
Stella: [laughs] No, um... It's kind of embarrassing, but it's been a while since I was intimate with anyone.
Ted: Wow. It's funny that you say that. Me too.
Stella: Really? How long it's been for you?
Ted: It's been a while.
Stella: Tell me.
[Ted raises five fingers]
Stella: Me too!
Ted: It's been five months for you too?
[cut to Ted, Robin, Marshall and Lily in the apartment:]
Robin, Marshall and Lily: Five years?!