Quote from Barney in The Bracket
Lily: You okay, Barney? Barney: Something strange is going on. I was down at the hardware store trying to get a little somethin' somethin'. Robin: Wait. You go to the hardware store to pick up girls? Barney: There are four kinds of women who go to the hardware store by themselves. Robin: Of course there are. Barney: Single, recently single, recently divorced, lesbian who will let me watch. Lily: You could not be more evil. Barney: Sorry. Five. Recently widowed.